Tornado Alley (PROG)

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I've seen little green people around Tempe and Sydenham lately. They don't walk as we do, they sorta slither. I tried to reptilicate it but kept tripping. And they have bulbous eyes that look out of focus all the time. Sorta like the Walker's Dead. And the rain! It's gotta be a seeded phenomenon. No way carbon diox anything or meth anything could make it rain like it is. Just saw a passenger plane go by and stuff was streaming out of it. Some spirit-like cloudy stuff. It's scary, man.

Agree if God was, she would be thinking something like

"'I've got to make sure the supply chain of aluminum foil, cap propellers and chin straps continues
to be problematic lest these dumbest of f'cks have their heads lifted clean off their fat necks."

Would have to be.

Thanks for posting it in full as can't have a subscription to every site and on trying to check if that last bit was a personal of yours i got hit by a cheery block saying they thought subscriber would look good on me. LOL Is it a shirt or a hat? They are good, eh.