Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Saw the new add with one of Herschel Walker's girlfriends who had a child, and was beat by him. Powerful add, and Herschel finally remembers this woman that he has a child with, now if he can only remember all of the other children he has fathered with so many different women. Maybe Herschel will remember all of the abortions he has paid for, he sure writes a lot of checks to women he has sex with, he is such a family type of guy. His honorary sheriff badge is cute, but the Georgia Sheriff's Association just came out with an add stating it has no real power, it was just a token badge. Herschel actually thinks it's real.