Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

Yeppers, everyone should be accountable. This morning my dog got out again. I was out in the driveway and she opened my front door and bolted before I could grab her.

Third time now running free willy over the neighborhood and the cop gave me a fifty dollar citation. I will pay it because it was my fault. I won't hire a lawyer on your tax dime and tie it up in court for seven years.

I'm also going to owe the IRS about 40 large next April and I won't make up my own 501C and pay the money back to myself while claiming it as a charitable donation. The people in mudville need that money and my only hope is that their crooked GOP lawmakers don't get their greedy hands on it first and build a volleyball court for Brett Farvre or some shit.

I want everyone held accountable, I gotta do it and they should too. If someone filmed me waterslidiing naked with a bunch of beautiful women I'd want to be held accountable for not inviting everyone I missed to the party.