Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

wow that's a cheap ass tape. We use lasers now, but hap wouldn't understand all that new fangled liberal stuff because it doesn't take the keystone pipeline to power it.

I think he's still trying to understand how women got the right to vote.

oops edit: lasers are only for large wide open spaces. A tape might come in handy for a tight situation and I still use my stainless steel ruler that my great uncle gave to me 40 years ago to measure out drill points on doors because tape measures suck in tight spots.