So in the Liberal world in training for illegal alien invaders the let them know their reality having learned it in D.C. that bastion of facts and outstanding human beings. Here is their lessons for illegal alien invaders.
First, do not work, you do not have to, folks will send you money as long as you can complain about something new all the time, you will get money. We have for your use in America Food Stamps, Medicare, Social Security, housing medical care, college, all free for you all no cost to you so do not go to work we will take care of you all, that is how America functions. the Taxpayers who fund us do not know this and this is our own little secret.
Second all these bills we pass like Inflation Reduction Act, nothing really gets funded you see this money goes all around the Globe so we can travel safely and freely as your Representatives in the U.S. Government. This paves our way to travel safely anywhere we want all expenses paid by the Taxpayers in the U.S. Folks thinks we fund these programs but in reality these monies go into our bank accounts and the public knows not the better of it so we simply do not tell them when these funds do not go to what we told them all. We found out years ago we hire some fact checkers to let the public know about how these funds are working out for them, but it is all a scam.
The money gets deposited into duplicate accounts that we set up in alias names say in Nova Scotia Bank, as John Smith or someone else and notarized so only the bank knows the true owners name but cannot release it to the public if they check there will be no known name to any news organization on these accounts, any country this can be done in and some members have many such accounts across the globe. Why do you think these old geezers stay in D.C. they never leave office because they are awash in money. Public thinks work is going on but its not, every now and then we do one or two things to throw them a bone and then prove it occurred but its minor in the scheme of things and just for show.
So living in America you can make out great as an illegal you can get free lawyers if you get into trouble, no one will deport you back home, you can live off of taxpayer funded programs and then you're kids can too, free health care, you are a winner in coming here folks, so do your best to learn how to complain about race, your health, abuse by the authorities, whatever it is you do not need to be truthful as 1/2 of America will believe you and you will be a big winner here using the hard working American's money to get by on. College is also free to any of you, just complain you were discriminated against and the college will make sure via pressure by us to give you free tuition no matter what. American's do not get such free stuff so you have to be grateful at what we give you and we only ask one small thing from you all. Vote for use at election time. That and that alone will be payment enough back to us for your plight in America. No ID required so no one will know who you are and how many times you vote either. We set it all up that way.
Good Luck and my God Bless you all.
