Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

Well, he is 70 with almost no physical excersize his entire life. Golf and riding around in a gold golf cart is not excersize. It's mobile drinking.
It's been mentioned that he takes hair loss drugs and who knows what else.
I seriously doubt shittypants could ride a bicycle three feet without falling down. That's if he could even get on one. I'd pay to watch that.

His full time diet of super size cheeseburgers and fries are probably why he shits himself on a daily basis. But I think the drugs have destroyed his colon and lower tract.

And I think there's plenty of lawyers chomping at the bit to get his case. Even a high profile losing case is good advertising. The lawyer can just blame it shittypants or other lame reasons.