Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

We have several who post here who could serve as waiters in an American version of Karen's Diner.

Here's your menu. First thing I need to ask is who you voted for in the '20 presidential election.

Really, no shit? May I suggest the Dumb-Ass Burger? Or perhaps our very popular Not a F'ing Clue Club? Both come with Conspiracy Theory Garnish.

And to wash those down, try our Junk Science Cocktail!