Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Doctor: Your tests have come back. It appears that you have a severe case of Doociness.

Patient: Is there something I can take for it?

Doctor: Yeah, a break. Turn the f'ing channel when Doocy and the other 2 chimps start jumping up on down on their couch.

Doocy has never seemed as intense about politics as his cohost Kilmeade, who appears as though he needs to fan himself whenever Trump joins the show by phone.

Nevertheless, Doocy has been the genial ringmaster for almost twenty years of on-air immigrant-baiting, gun-rights salivating, white-nationalist coddling, and Obama-hatred.

He has been the chief attendant to Trump; when he has given pushback, asked tough questions, it’s only to the point that Trump enjoys, so the big man can mix it up