Tornado Alley (PROG)

[doesitreallymatter]

Better send the VP to sunny CA to fix it. She does a great job with everything she touches.

You guys may not like the name I called her, but there's one thing you can't dispute....she's a quitter. She threw in the towel before Iowa. She couldn't even poll above 3rd in her home state.

On the plus side, she did check the boxes for female, black and asian. That makes her super qualified for the job.