Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Zorax]

lol. It's a figure of speech, not literal action.
When a women says tear my clothes off, she means roughly pull them off without her having to do anything. Not rip them up.
How many thousands of guys have ended up paying for their lovers new clothes because they thought they were supposed to be chainsaw destructive.

Women can be too vague and men can be too literal.
Makes for comedy gold though.