Well, miracle of miracles, I received this email reply from LAHO a day after I emailed them asking about the docusign link:
From: Investor Relations <investors@lans.holdings>
Sent: Tuesday, December 7, 2021 11:03 PM
To: Michael Pananos <michaelp1965@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: LAHO Stock Buy Back
We apologize but, DocuSign did max out after over a 1,000 responses and the LFA (Lans Financial Administrator) is working on it now.
Thanks for your patience.
Lans IR
So, stuff like this keeps the chat flowing. I've been one of the loudest and most obnoxious doubters, but this gave me a tiny, tiny bit of optimism that I might recoup a few bucks.