Capstone Companies Inc (CAPC)

[Salve Lucrum]

Todays PR probably caused some to wonder

if Capstone which allowed such a ridiculous, if screamingly funny, PR should even be allowed to represent themselves as a viable stock.

Two of my favorite outtakes among many were:

"This mannequin is good for hanging round the home in locations reminiscent of an entryway, kitchen, or behind an arrogance."

Sounds like some kind of mean blowup doll?

"After establishing the mirror, merely plug it into an influence outlet, connect with Wi-Fi, and select the way you wish to work together with it—you then’re able to race." (And they are definitely off to those races?)

No wonder todays rather whiny conference call could not offset this darkly funny blunderfest.