Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Koog]

No cigar, sortastupid.

You progressives have taught me that biological race doesn't exist. Nor dies biological gender. It's how I identify, right? In all things, just make it up as you go, right?

So I identify as a Transoceanic Maori, just an ordinary human.

But my ancestors ate their enemies, so be nice!