"Lips-a-gleam Hexachlorophene Cling-cling the ring Clang clang, she sang It's tragic magic There are no coincidences But sometimes, the pattern is more obvious"
I'm hoping Viv Stanshall is also on your list of musos who are allegedly dead but really aren't (although I know they're all dead really - every sane person does)
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
H. L. Mencken
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."