I'm not sure how it works for you over there but here in the US I've literally witnessed 50 lb shipments of fully grown watchcaallits going through the mail.
clones are easy, tightly packed and really undetectable. They are just a root about as big as my pinkie finger if that.
Seed banks are untrustworthy to me but you could try one of them too. They could get you the thingamajiggers that you need to start, then cut to Drifters experience and know how and they'd become thingeamajangers in no time.
Of course your neighbors might get a little jealous but you'd just have to ease them in your direction.
Our old girl is a Skunk#1 and I love her more than life itself. It cost us half a fortune to get her 18 years ago when I was on that kick.. The house she's in now is a place of love and tenderness. The others are all hybrids whose names we shall not mention at this point in public forums.
You have to try harder. I have healing rocks to sell.
You only live once. No... "You only die once, you live every other day" -John Feal 9/11/2021