Tornado Alley (PROG)

[Da Kine 17]

“If you look at the masks that you buy in a drug store, the leakage around that doesn’t really do much to protect you,” Fauci told the USA Today editorial board in late February last year. “There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to wear a mask.”

“Indeed, the CDC’s research on pandemic preparation did not encourage the use of face masks, for similar reasons.”

“There’s no reason to be walking around with a mask,” Fauci told CBS’ “60 Minutes” just weeks later.”

“By April, Fauci was telling Americans to wear a mask.
By January, Fauci said to wear two masks. It’s “common sense.”
By March, a fully vaccinated Fauci wearing two masks said that, despite immunity status, people should keep the masks.
By May, Fauci said to make the masks a permanent fixture of post-pandemic life.
By last week, as Americans began to move on from Fauci’s rules after delayed CDC guidance confirming vaccinated individuals may drop the mask, the doctor conceded it was all theater, theater that sowed deep doubt about vaccine effectiveness in the process.”

https://thefederalist.com/2021/05/27/how-anthony-fauci-made-himself-the-face-of-americas-institutional-decay/

"The virus was created in a lab!" present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically.
"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."
"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."
"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.
At that moment, another version of Fauci suddenly appeared from March 2020, agreeing with current Fauci but taking it a step further, saying, "Masks are useless. They just make people feel better!"
Both of the other Faucis then ganged up on March 2020 Fauci, calling him an "anti-science mask denier."
Another Fauci then appeared, and then another, and then another, and all heck broke loose, with the Faucis screaming at one another and calling each other "Q anon crazies" and "progressive totalitarians," depending on the version of Fauci.
Finally, an uneasy truce was called, as all the Faucis agreed they at least all wanted the same thing: to stay in the spotlight forever.“

https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-gets-in-intense-debate-with-dr-fauci-from-a-few-months-ago