Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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Do you remember Fat Joe Battipaglia from the old CNBC glory days??... He was the one still screaming BUY!! at Nasdaq 5k -- when even Abbey Cohen had long since lost the will to do so ??...

Well, Fat Joe has now jumped on the Fox bandwagon -- as hybrid "financial commentator" and Biblical authoritarian of sorts, I suppose... He claims that Jesus would be so pleased with capitalism and Wall St -- and that a system that rewards the super-rich while the impoverished continue to sleep on their streets is actually entirely consistent with Christianity... Go figure!!

You can't make this stuff up, but one thing is for sure -- Heaven has a "special place" for religious hypocrites and opportunists like Fat Joe...