Dave:
WTH, man! This is way too early. I think I'm gonna stick to iced tea today and resume snoozing after the call, which PACER says is still on for 8:30AM.
I can't bleeve you criminoles in the BOP prizzins gett the wake-up at 6:00AM and have to head to work assignments at 7:30AM. THAT is cruel punishment, my mann.
The rest of your miserable life - 6AM wake-ups (earlier if you're on kitchen detail and have to cook). Wow, Dave, the rest of your Coyote life is gonna suck, dog.