Omg - those are funny. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today though ...
earlier I came across this:
Consider the wishbone: What we can learn from a Thanksgiving turkey's bones which included this tidbit:
The Scots took this merry thought further by drilling a hole through the flat part of the wishbone and then straddling it over the bridge of a girl's nose. The number of tries she needed to successfully pass a thread through the hole while balancing the bone was the number of years until she would be married. (I guess the Scots considered good near vision a favorable trait in a wife.)
Now a party game at Trump's golf course in Scotland...