Don't Cry for me America
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your votes after all that I've done
Sure I chose freedom
Running around without a mask, lying about everything
But nothing impressed the Dems at all
I never expected it to
I kept my promise
Didn't social distance
Don't wring your hands over me it's needless
About CDC guidelines I was heedless
And as for Russia, and as for Ukraine
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
To help beat Clinton, to beat Joe Biden, sleepy Joe Biden
Don't cry for me America
The truth is I never liked you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise, except for Mexico paying for a wall
Don't keep your distance
Though I loathe you, one and all