Tornado Alley (PROG)

[DesertDrifter]

My 85 year old brother asked if I know how to rig up a stinger missile to his walker. The loser and suckers thing was a bridge way too far for him, says that trading his life for trump would be fulfilling his oath. (he carries pieces of a slug near his heart, and is a proud vet) Since trump recently made two trips to minnesota, he took it as trump daring him. The secret service can rest easy, he can't even drive any more... but if trump stepped onto his farm!