Bearing Lithium Corp. (fka BLILF)

[Dr_Vonschellan]

Baldo_announces: Whitey_has begun_the White March to_get mining permit(s)

From the Ministry of Mining we see that "short timer" Baldo has launched the White March today to encourage new mining in Chile. https://www.portalminero.com/wp/gobierno-busca-agilizar-proyectos-mineros-por-mas-de-us17-mil-millones/ reference paragraph one for new program code name White March.

As always there are no retail consumable/gritty meaty guidance/details in Baldo's self-dick-licking/grooming "pontificating" White March blah-blah, yack-yack, horseshit-horseshit announcement but perhaps we can guess what the Deep State Whitey Fascists actually running this corrupt shithole country truly want in order to bestow their sacred rare baptismal blessing (on us lowly mining peasants/scum including gringo lowly mining peasants/scum) in order to commence any new mining operations.

Soooooo, let's try and guess-ta-mate what it now takes (oy vey) to obtain an operational permit for full-scale production mining that is actually signed by the Ministry of Mining:
1. To start off, to even get in the door at Whitey's SEA and the Mining Ministry new mining applicants henceforth must hide all the disgusting disease-carrying stinky darkies on their management staff, only whiteys will be allowed into the Chilean offices (to prevent the spread of Covid-19?)... hopefully dressed in brown shirts with one black armband and wearing jack boots. Note: all gringo miner managers/CEOs with greased down blond hair and blue eyes will/must go to the head of the waiting line.

2. Next, all new Lithium mining applicants meeting with Chilean Deep State fascist bureaucrats behind closed doors at midnight to discuss mining in Chile must be A-1 certified Super Sucker capable. SQM has the new guidelines/prototypes on Super Suckers and the suggested Super Sucking (for all new applicants since 2019) to get your required permits in Chile Click here if you know nothing about super sucking and see paragraph 8

3. And finally, all new applicants must on the first meeting with Chilean Deep State fascist bureaucrats behind closed doors at midnight pull their tits fully out of their bra and demonstrate just how much "milk" (wink wink) they can produce into a 24-carat gold-plated sacrificial chalice on the bargaining table (ie for the Chilean Deep State fascist bureaucracy to relish/test) and then again routinely for every future financial reporting quarter after receiving the sacred signed permit to begin production mining inside this banana republic shithole. Tip: the more milk you can produce on the "first milk run" my dear peasant/scummy gringo miner... the better, if you know what I mean.

Dear Elon and VW and all you other lithium spectators to this ridiculous shitshow here in Chile, I trust this guess-ta-mate on what an International gringo miner must do (after first jumping through your ass) in order to join the new White March dance (with Whitey) in Chile is beneficial.

The Doctor

PS, If you found this post helpful in learning how to do the White March Dance... then tune in tomorrow to this iHub message board when we will teach you how to do the Foxtrot and the Tango... it will be a twofer lesson.