Look at it this way: The ball is on the fifty yard line. It's first down. The opposition has had to put in all second string players due to getting beaten down by LICH. YOU ARE THE WATERBOY STANDING ON THE SIDELINES WITH A PACIFIER STUCK IN YOUR MOUTH. The ball gets hiked and handed off to the best running back in the league (John Lowy) and he has broken a tackle on the outside and has nothing but green $$$ all the way to the end zone for the win. Don't be the Waterboy Mark5050, be a player