Hi Al, "The kicker is that most Indians are classified anthropologically as “Caucasian” (really!)."
My theory is that the social justice world classifies people of India heritage and Asian heritage as Caucasian so they can perpetuate the "all white male silicon valley" lie among others. Cuz you see, so many west coast tech companies are 30%+ India/Asian (both male and female), only 45% or less white male, 10%+ white female, and 15% everyone else.
But you classified India/Asian as Caucasian you can claim tech companies are 85% white and are committing the social sin of not being diverse.