The Jailhouse

[Lurker from Mars]

The last post from FLIPPER:

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE TRADING
and all thru ihub,
only pumpers were posting
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT BUB.

The jailbirds were hung
by the P & D gang
and Santa Matt sat there
and left newbies to hang.

The pumpers were ranting,
all drinking their chai's....while visions of dollar signs danced in their eyes.
With Mom in her bonnet, and Pop in his cap,
They left IHUB to jokesters with this mom and pop crap.

When all of a sudden they heard a big rip,
They arose from their computers and were shocked to see FLIP!

With a joyous yell and quick flip or two
He said "you are done pumping, you SLJB two.
Deletions are needed, the truth must be told",
but he was suspended and booted out in the cold.

On msskinny! On peorge! On MarionPolk!
On oldboldpilot! On dc6720!
Keep on those pumpers, don't give them a breathe.
That is my Christmas wish, I AM FLIPPERTILLDEATH!

Keep the place hopping, let the mods take the fall!
Now bash away, bash away, bash away all!

He posted not a word, but went straight back to jail-
and silence was heard from him, until he sees bail.

Time for Santa Matt to see his error this day. YOU called me nutty, and YOU still act this way! You say "Wow. I SO ROCK!", but to you I say this, "Merry Christmas to you, now it's my ass you can kiss!