Tornado Alley (PROG)

[crossball]

Now, you’re probably mad at your commander in chief for caring more about a can of beans than the tens of thousands of Americans dead from his bungling negligence, but you have to understand, the CEO of the bean company handjobbed his ego for a bit, while you whiners with your “please stop killing us” bullshit keep cutting into his golf time.

Thought Sir Shower would go for some sort of a rancid smell comparison with Dump's actions, but a hand job on a small orange bean-sized dick will suffice.