SPDR S&P 500 (SPY)

[NetNeutral]

You didn't take a risk FOOL, told you I have your back, I'm FADE-ing you with my personal account, you lose dem-coins and I'll bring-em right back to you, PERSONALLY, Ka-Peesh...

Unfortunately we have some unfinished business at 309.08 2morow, should leave many Longs Naked and Afraid, and the Shorts tremble-ing as they try to talk themselves DOWN B4 they commit Hairy-Carry and, well, Go ALL IN, on da-SHORT-SIDE, LOLOLOLOL...

Can someone hand me dat-Skew-r please, the real sharp one, Thanks, LOL...