Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

"I honestly just think they get some kind of weird pleasure jamming a stick in my nose.'

Doubtful, it's a selfless and not entirely risk free service by the providers.

See if this helps if you need to do it again. Imagine pulling a somewhat larger and longer stick out of Mikey Pants' ass. Also, out of the enormous asses of Barr and Pompeo. And so on.