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LOLOL "crazy Jacy the piss boy." There is a gentle touch of a warm humanity exhibited in that story.

The closest i can claim to that is that kids at my latest school had written a song about me to the tune of an Mohammad Ali song. One day the scripture teacher (yep, at a public school. It was supposed to be a comparative religion course, but she was Christian so it wasn't) had MC Hammer

5. MC Hammer: After many years in the rap game, MC Hammer turned to God in what must have been an effort to atone for his sins against baggy pants. Hammer formed a gospel rap group and later starred on the religious TBN show M.C. Hammer and Friends. In hindsight, his spiritual calling was obvious from the jump.

Despite the pop ubiquity of "U Can't Touch This," it was the motivational anthem "Pray" that eventually became Hammer's biggest hit. Sporting a famous Prince sample, "Pray" soared to No. 2 on the BIllboard Hot 100 and earned a Gold certification in 1990. With a priestly handle like Stanley Burrell, preaching was an inevitable fate anyway.
https://www.houstonpress.com/music/top-five-rappers-turned-preachers-6507631

in for a special whole school session. At one stage Hammer asked, "Is there anyone here who doesn't believe in God?"

Seconds of silence. Waited. Waited. Finally had to put my hand up as no one else did.

He walked to the back, all the while saying things any Christian evangelist would say. He took me to the front (me thinking, this is going to be fun) and started to make some little speech about how sorry he was that i hadn't found the way. About three sentences in, i remember, i thought screw this, nudged him on the shoulder and said "my turn."

LOL, he gave me the mike and i told the story about how i, as a kid, was kicked out of Sunday school. And why.

The look on Hammer's face felt as good as your pisses in those spots would have always felt.

After the show some kids outside the hall started singing the Mohammad
Ali song they had adapted for me. '..... the greatest man we have ever seen.'

Your 'Jacy the piss boy' fits.