i feel the same way. Just one reporter, please: 'Sir that is simply and factually inaccurate. Our testing for the virus was belated, widely unavailable and, consequently, insufficient to the task. It still is.
WTF are you talking about? if someone struck a match in here there'd be an explosion, from all the gaslighting that you and Mike Pants are doing. If I wanted that shit I'd Netflix the movie of the same name. Charles Boyer you're not.'
I'd also have a job lined up in a field unrelated to journalism; writer for SNL or Colbert, perhaps.