Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

"No virus-related deaths have been reported so far in Alabama."

Well hells bells y'all, we can do worse than that. No matter what every fuck'n major city in our State decides to do.

Can an entire State earn a Darwin Award?

Let's revisit this Easter like aspirational statement in 10 days or so.

"My priority is to keep the Alabama economy going as much as possible while we take extraordinary measures to keep everyone healthy and safe,” the governor said."

And not a single shit-kicker on her staff, if they even raised the point, said inherently conflicting priorities gov.

Literally nowhere else on the planet have those priorities worked out simultaneously well. N0. Fucking. Where.

Soon enough even Louisiana will be able to say at least we're not Alabama.