I don't know what your off the porch looks like, but depending on
how long you might be locked down for you may need more balls.
You can't step on them you know. Sometimes they crack, too.
LOL, if a blog, you could become even more famous than you might be now.
It was Plato who said, “He, O men, is the wisest, who like Socrates, knows that his wisdom is in truth worth nothing”