Hence the run on Toilet Paper? There are some real bargains out there now. Wait until they close the airports. Aaaaagghh!!! Can burning down the house save it?
A man asked a boy if the swamp before him had a hard bottom. The boy said yes. But the traveller's horse sank in up to the girths. "I thought you said that this bog had a hard bottom." "So it has," said the boy, "but you have not got half way to it yet."