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May has also likely been told of instances of those furry little friend peeing on politicians and celebrities as himself.

Lol i didn't know of this one

Koala Bear Urinates on One Direction Members

David Shapiro

One Direction



Even though the week's only half over, the Internet already has a winner for grossest/most amazing thing of the week: A 3-year-old koala bear named Kat has urinated on Liam Payne and Harry Styles, two members of British boy band One Direction .. http://fuse.tv/tags/one-direction , and may have given them chlamydia, colloquially known as "the clap."

According to The Sun .. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4270258/One-Direction-sex-disease-scare.html , 80% of Australian Koala bears are carrying the infertility-causing disease, which is actually wiping out the population. The disease may have been transferred through the marsupial's urine. Transmission to humans is unlikely but totally possible, so Liam and Harry should probably get tested.

Liam said, “I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.” No word from Harry yet, or on how the koala bear got both of them in the same pee stream. Now that's a livestream! Zing!

Anyway, I'll never pick up an Australian koala bear again. Unless it's super cute and really wants to cuddle! Let us know how you feel about One Direction getting peed on in the comments.

https://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/koala-bear-urinates-one-direction-liam-payne-harry-styles-chlamydia

Had to fact check the Sun story

Koala chlamydia: The STD threatening an Australian icon
By Ari Daniel Shapiro PRI's The World, Brisbane
25 April 2013
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442