I'd be pissed if I paid a lawyer $350 an hour to write my PRs and got this jibberish:
"We want to take on the responsibility of assuring our investors that the path we have set for entry into this industry is immutable and has in fact made great strides during this time of guarded corporate information and rampant rumor-mill ranting."
read it ten times fast without stuttering, win 10 tons of cement