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[oledudes]

A pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He
gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just
testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?"

The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"

The pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."