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The Funniest Impeachment Hearing Tweets

Matt Oswalt
the Impeachment Hearings is like watching Wheel of Fortune where the puzzle is completely solved but contestants keep guessing letters

Nick Jack Pappas
Adam Schiff graduated from Harvard Law School.
Devin Nunes is suing someone pretending to be his cow.#ImpeachmentHearings

Drew “EAT THE RICH” Schnoebelen
my current theory is that Jim Jordan DOES wear a jacket but other congressmen steal it every morning because they hate him & they want him to look like an idiot.

Tea Pain
Ambassador Taylor looks at Jim Jordan like Jordan's a dog they taught to play a harmonica.

andy lassner
The number of people who are securing their “Died on a hill for Donald J. Trump” tombstones today is staggering.

Michael Tannenbaum
I don’t know if we can trust Ambassador William Taylor. He didn’t bring up how much he liked beer, not even once!#ImpeachmentHearings

Judd Legum
UPDATE: The Congressman who sued a fictional cow would like to stop the impeachment hearings until Democrats allow him to investigate all his conspiracy theories
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2019/11/funniest-impeachment-tweets-1.html