Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Right now at the White House ...

Pompeo is trying to figure out which country to invade as a ‘distraction’ from the current news.

Kellyanne has her fingers in her ears, chanting na na na as her husband keeps yelling, ”Told ya so, told ya so, told ya so!”.

Pence is locked in his prayer closet with Mommy.

Guiliani is asking if his hero’s parade has been scheduled yet.

Melania is singing, ”Free at last, free at last …”

Barr is trying to find a lawyer willing to take his case.

Lindsey Graham is on the fainting couch, dealing with an attack of the vapours.

Jared is manning the paper shredder, while furiously hitting the delete key on every computer in the building.

Ivanka is complaining that this could like totally, but totally ruin her chances to be elected POTUS in 2024.

Don Jr. is trying to land a spot on Dancing with the Stars.

Eric is just wondering what’s going on.

And Trump is asking his staff if this means his Nobel Peace Prize is permanently off the table.

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