The Jailhouse

[brokestocker]

Hello Matt,
It is I. Brokestocker. A changed man. After dropping the soap in the iHub jail shower one too many times, I think that I have paid my debt to society. And seeing as how my lawyer, Johnny Cochran, is dead, you hold the key to my emancipation. I humbly ask that the parole board please look favorably on the progress that I have made during my period of incarceration here at iHub jail. Please grant me the freedom that I hold so dearly. My baby's mama needs me. So, seeing as you are the Governor of the state of iHub...please pardon me.

Sincerely,
Brokestocker

P.S. You have my apologies for the tasteless joke that I made the other night. Yes, I am a smart ass...and I like to joke around alot. Please do not keep me in jail because I have a sick sense of humor. When I posted that message, I did not mean to offend anyone. If I offended you, or anyone else, I apologize. I honestly did not see anything wrong with it at the time (I did not use any profane language)...but looking back at it now...I can see how it may come across as offensive and/or degrading to women. Once again, I apologize.
Please let me out of iHub jail before I hang myself with my mouse cord.