Your gun fetishes are a little sick, I have to say
Are you part of a well regulated militia?
If you agree that the Constitution is a document that was meant to evolve over time (hence: Amendments, duh), then you also agree that the 2nd Amendment needs to at least be re-written to match the times we live in. It was written during the time of muskets. Get yourself one of those and stick it up your ass, how about that?