Mr Cooper Group Inc fka COOP

[nranger]

Another day when our incompetent CEO, the man who egotistically thought his name was was more important then allowing the company to retain a connection to a 100 year old institution of quality, silently watched the market forces devour our new company.
"What can I do? The shorts are bringing us down", he cries. "I'm shorting my own company, by the way, but please don't tell anybody", he murmurs. "The poor NSM shareholders. I must visit them in the graveyard." he reminds himself. "Oh! but maybe I'd better pay my respects to the poor WAMU shareholders who waited endlessly for a merger/acquisition and all they got was COOP. (I've actually heard us called 'POOP' among the cruder element of society.)
And the 1-12 RS. I got that idea from a movie called "Deliverance". Besides, any fool knows the less shares the better the earnings per share. Do I really need to explain that?
Bye for now.