If ANYONE has a theory on why ETrade is making you phone in $VRUS, kindly post it in response to this message.
Here are the current theories:
1. ETrade is a market maker, and has over sold/shorted the stock, so now they are trying to slow down the buying. -- Zardiw
2. 'for some reason' -- Axolotl
3. Etrade hired a couple of guys named Moss and Roy, not realizing they snuck in their buddy Richmond to watch the servers. Richmond hit a random button by mistake and now we can’t buy VRUS online. Tomorrow, just call Etrade and tell them to turn it off and on again. -- MattWyl