that doesn't mean I should send it in to orbit if he somehow blocks my putt.
I have the same problem with the clowns mouth, but I never went and jammed my putter into its eye when I mis timed its tongue.
edit: sidenote, I was a caddy in my youth. I've seen squirrels mess with golf balls, but geese are the worst.
Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others.
Intelligence is learning from your own mistakes.
A fool learns neither from the mistakes of others, nor his own mistakes.