Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Conix... Sweetie... FOX doesn't count. Even you understand that. You're repugnant, not dense.

If I want to hear about George Soros and the international Jew conspiracy funding migrant caravans with unspecified "middle easterners" mixed in... Or Mexican gangsters in really fast cars outrunning the border patrol with luscious young women duct taped up in the back... Or how many people Hillary killed yesterday.... I'll tune in to FOX.

If I need to hear about the secret cabal in the highest echelons of law enforcement plotting to take down dear leader (while oddly, never having gone to the press with it) I'll tune in to FOX.

If I want to see Jennine Pirro playing Donald Trump's drunken work wife or Sean Hannity or Lou Dobbs telling an aging, uneducated white audience that hordes of brown barbarians are at the gates, I'll tune in to FOX.

But really, honey? And yes, I'm being deliberately patronizing... I think you enjoy that. Want me to talk dirty too? Yes, we know FOX has an audience. We also know the masses are asses. Believe it or not, my own town boasted an active Klan chapter in my memory. The fact that people are like that doesn't make it right.

Try joining the human race, would you?



(Now back to your regularly scheduled profanity....)