Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Woke up this moning, half asleep I opened the shutters and I see the doors
to the shed in the garden open.

I'm turning it over in my head, what did I do in the shed last night.

I come up with NOTHING.

So I take a look inside and... Marianne's bicycle is gone.

She was still sleeping and I wasn't going to wake her up for a bicycle that
she doesn't often use.

Anyway, when she did wake up (holiday today), I told her that her bike was
stolen. So she called the police to let them know what had happened.

I kept saying to her, It is pobably not far, we'll take a walk later and see
if we run across it.

We left the house and she wanted to go right, I said no, left, in the
direction of the small roads. Took 5 minutes to find it abandoned at the
side of the road.

Now she thinks I'm inspecter Clouseau

LOL