Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wildbilly]

Bwahaha, nice tie-back end to your story.

I can't match that one right now, but I can carry on the theme a little bit. In todays news San Francisco has reported another 118% increase in human excrement on the downtown sidewalks so far this year. They've had a similar system as Nantes for reporting human feces alerts on city sidewalks which is how they've compiled their statistics, self appointed citizen narcs take a picture of the offending steaming pile or call a dedicated number to report the location of the same. City fathers have calmed alarmed citizens by assuring them the problem is well in hand with their intention to form dedicated "Poop Patrols" to address the problem which isn't addressing the problem at all of course. I wonder what their title will be?

Typical of me, the most distressing part seen in numerous Youtube videos is that the offenders don't usually clean themselves after the offending act simply hitching up their pants or dropping their skirts and continuing on their way which surely makes the majority of public spaces in the city a no go for this country boy. I'd much rather deal with the end product from grass and grain eating large ruminants than bodily odors from human meat eaters.