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[blackhawks]

Donald Trump, our country's greatest orator since Yosemite Sam, found himself absolutely hornswoggled today as he attempted to pronounce a simple three-syllable word multiple times.

Speaking with reporters about the Mueller Report, which he has erroneously claimed completely exonerates him and instead is mostly filled with shrug emojis, Trump said that he hoped Congressional leaders turned their attention to the origins of the investigation.

Oh, excuse me, to the oranges of the investigation.

https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a27022001/trump-oranges-origins/


Maybe the WH Mess had Duck à l'Orange on the menu today?