Golf's Major Championships

[Eli's Gone]

Good lie...

Eli, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde.

She hangs onto Eli's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Eli, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Eli replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're amazed, but continue to ask, "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Eli replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Eli smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."