Golf's Major Championships

[griff100]

A man and his wife are playing with another couple on the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, “Let me go down to the other end of the barn and open that door. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway.”

He thinks this is a good idea, so she opens the door and steps away. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits a beam and caroms into her head and kills her.

A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing with the same couple and on that fifth hole he again slices the ball into the shed. The couple asks him if he's going to try to hit it through the barn again.

"No Way" he shouts! "Don't you remember what happened the last time I tried that"?
"I made triple bogey"!