I say we go Betsy D style and just change it to "yer" for everything. We can cut out the silent vowels while were at it too...
i.e.
yer a idiot!
yer spellin sucks!
It will save on ink for our computer screens.
Wisdom is learning from the mistakes of others. Intelligence is learning from your own mistakes. A fool learns neither from the mistakes of others, nor his own mistakes.